Weird Things That Happen While Making Love.
If you know what we're talking about then read on. Here are 11 weird things that happen during sex (and that leave us embarrassed to death):
1. When one of you accidentally farts...
While many of us would rather die than pass gas during sex, the reality is it'll probably happen at some point. This is all thanks to the pressure going on in your nether regions and the subsequent release. "It's normal, and it happens," Bennett says. "The best partner will laugh it off with you. If he doesn't, he's not a keeper."
2. When you spoon with a girl after sex and your dick shrinks and sticks to her back like a piece of chewed up bubble gum.
3. When your arm or elbow cramps up but there's not enough jiggle room to 'unclamp' limbs because moving would mean stopping what you're doing that very second.
4. When you have to ask: "What's your name?"
5. Flopping and slapping noises as your bodies meet.
6. Trying really hard to fit their stuff inside your stuff but the stuff isn't happening.
While this might sound like a good problem to have, it can actually be incredibly upsetting at the moment — especially since the more you worry about it, the worse it can get.
7. Just when she's getting close, my tongue cramps up.
8. Or when you take a tumble trying when trying out that new position and they see your pantless ass planted on the floor.
9. You end up uttering shit in the heat of the moment that later comes back to haunt you.
10. When your partner either ends up laughing or crying hard after climax. You're both embarrassed, after.
11. ... that it wasn't that great after all, and you didn't even have an orgasm.
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